UPS hating dogs and chimp loving men: get your mind out of the gutter!
by Ken Carpenter
In truth, neither of the two stories for today is that funky, though one has a monkey. They were both fun to write, which usually bodes well for my comfort zone
The second story is about the relationship between dogs, specifically mine but including all others, with UPS trucks and drivers. If you have not noticed, dogs automatically hate them like poison.
The first story investigates whether a man has more in common with a woman or a chimp. You make the call. As for me, “Peel me a nanner!”