Doofus am I

by Ken Carpenter

You would think I could do a simple thing like make a poem center-align or keep a story from printing the first paragraph in Bold. It seems I can’t though. If anybody with a bigger, more functional brain has some advice, please let me know. Keep in mind before you advise me that while it seems unlikely in my case, my head does not fit into my ass. I know, for I have tried it many times.