Blubber really can give you the blues

by Ken Carpenter

I have posted one selfie-blubber story from 2006 and one of my old favorites from 2002 about the color blue.
The villain in the blubber tale is a pair of insulated Carhart overalls. I was just sure that they shrunk over the two years I never wore them. Damned backstabbing Carharts!
The one about the color blue was a lot of fun to write. Talk about having a lot of material to pick from! You could fill a book about blue, and one fellow did. I haven’t read it for fear I’d become blue with envy. Oh yeah, that’s green.