It is really a good thing I’m a dumbass or I’d have trouble finding material

by Ken Carpenter

OK, ho ho hum, two more stories about my tendency to drift into Spaceville occasionally. The first one is from 2002 when I was single and the second is from 2005 when I had been re-married for a year.
In the first I was having a bad time with organization. Man, that is really adding a touch of dignity to an undignified episode in my life.
The second one is about my battle with an unholy beard trimmer and a sore butt. Don’t ask, just read.