Another tale from the “faulty brain center”

by Ken Carpenter

The “faulty brain center” is, of course, wherever I happen to be. This story is from 2005 when an inexplicable slip of the tongue happened to put me on the defensive.
So, when you are on the phone you have to remember to cover your butt just as much as when you are not. Some butts are easier to cover than others though. Sniff, sniff.