Coffee and more coffee, washed down with crow juice

by Ken Carpenter

Coffee not only provides the lift we all need in the morning, it also has an interesting history. I don’t know what America would be like without its java, but I suspect the murder and auto accident rates would redline in a hurry.
Heck, just thinking about it makes me feel like pounding somebody. My problem would be finding somebody half my size to provide a good punching bag.
No luck there, I’m already considered a gnome in some quarters.
Those quarters better watch it too. Gnomes have been known to pack a shillelagh around.
Oh crikey, that’s a leprechaun. I give up.

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