Crayola and women’s rumps have ruined colors

by Ken Carpenter

Today’s story is from 2003, and it is possible it is outdated by now. I honestly liked it the way it is and don’t want to know if there have been 100 more odd colors added to the proverbial rainbow.
It used to be pretty simple. If the color was blue, it was either blue, light blue, dark blue or bright blue. That is no longer true. It is believed that the human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors, spinning off from the three primary colors of red, yellow and blue..
It is my opinion that all 10 million can be found in the women’s underwear section of Macy’s, on a revolving cycle, of course.