A salute to the idiots of America

by Ken Carpenter

Back in 2006 a friend turned me on to the Darwin Awards, and I liked them so much I wrote a story on it the following week. The story gives the details so all I need to say here is that the Darwins are only bestowed on those humans who cause their own death in a fabulously ignorant way.
I did not update the story but rest assured that I will do one soon on the most recent Darwin Awards. They are quite amusing on their own with little embellishment from me. Idiots are comical if they aren’t running you off the road or knocking you down with a shopping cart.
I hope you like and that most of the fools you meet in the near future can be observed without you suffering any ill effects from their antics.