Epitaphs for fun and pleasure

by Ken Carpenter

Cleverly worded epitaphs for the dearly and not so dearly departed have been around forever. I like the funny ones, of course, but spooky ones are cool too. Horror movies, when well done, have always held a special place in my heart.
The following story is a bit longer than most of my stuff, but I like it and think you will too. You might even start working on your own epitaph for your eventual demise. It will be more fun if you don’t think about the demise part though.